Jonathan Cainer 

Good morning. 

17th  June 2008. What's your birthday? 

We all know our birthday - or we think we do.  'Many happy returns' is often spoken to mark the occasion and yet most people accept it without wondering what it means. 

One of the most important charts used by Astrologers in assessing future trends is the Solar Return chart. It is quite popular on the Continent but not as well known in Great Britain despite the attempts of some informed Astrologers to bring this to prominence. This chart is cast for the exact moment when the Sun returns to its birth position, hence the name Solar Return - hence the term 'many happy returns'. As a guide to the future it simply cannot be surpassed yet surprisingly few Astrologers see fit to make use of insight that this chart supplies. Without it, the Astrologer has to depend on Transits and Progressions, and while these are useful they are not in themselves a complete guide to the future. Fake Astrologers cobble together reports based solely on these, which is why they fail to come up to expectations. 

You were born on a particular date and that date is used to mark your birthday each year from then on but the reality of the matter is that the true measure of your actual birthday is when the Sun returns to its exact birth position and this does not necessarily occur in the same day each year. In fact your real birthday can be a day earlier or a day later - it all depends on the exact time the Sun returns to its birth position. So, your birthday is a convenient date, you real birthday can be quite different from year to year. 

Comments on Pluto in Capricorn Here. 

3 March 2008. 

Food for thought. Jonathan Cainer is still insisting that everything in the world will soon be put right and that the ingress of Mars in Cancer will greatly assist this process and the bright signs of recovery will soon begin to show. Sorry, but it won't - at least not according to the rules of Astrology. Let's see who is right. 

Archives: Previous Good Mornings. 

The

James Young

Awards for 2007.

Fraud of the year with the most complaints.

The outright winner is none other than the person who goes by the name of Jenna. Most complaints centre on the fact that her so-called reports are computer-junk in which she manages to get around 25% of the planets in the wrong place. More serious is the fact that some people have sent money to Jenna only to receive nothing at all. Emails querying the problem were just ignored. See the full story here. 

Close runner up is Pasqualina, alias Sara Freder, alias... Computer reports and an assortment of pseudo-occult junk. 

Sun Sign Cowboy of the Year

Runaway winner is none other than self proclaimed top Astrologer Jonathan Cainer. Lots of Astrological blunders; daft predictions not backed up by Astrological evidence; 'spookily accurate' readings that are in fact computer reports which Cainer never even sees - they are churned out by the office staff; Tarot card reading service consisting of computerised prerecorded messages. Constantly asserts that the world is about to be a much better place thanks to 'auspicious' happenings in the heavens, yet as we all know the reverse is true. Latest craze is that of trying to convince us that an insignificant comet is about to make us all much happier despite the plain fact that comets are not part of the Astrological scheme. Was that a pig I saw flying past my window? You can see the full story of Cainer here. 

Critics.

Hypocrite of the year.

The award goes to lennyhipp otherwise known as Lenny the Loony. Lenny is well known for his over the top assertions, such as: 

ALL astrology is deluded. ALL astrologers are deluded. ANYONE who has any interest in astrology or consults an astrologer is deluded. Loony Lenny has elected himself to be the scourge of astrology, taking every opportunity to 'expose' it and constantly insisting that you, the public, should listen to him and him alone. Yet this man has been secretly learning astrology, even bragging that he was getting good at it. How hypocritical can one be? Read all about Lenny here. 

Loudmouth of the year.

The award goes to Shane Killian who hides behind the pseudonym of shanedk. This man makes what he describes as 'educational' videos for uTube on the subject of Astrology. Problem is, Shane knows absolutely nothing about Astrology other than what his mates tell him or what he can selectively glean from the Internet. He rants and raves, occasionally shouting at the camera, reeling off lots of supposed facts about Astrology, the majority of which are completely wrong. Sad Shane could save himself a lot of aggravation by simply picking up a standard textbook on Astrology and reading it. Apparently this is beneath him. Like most other critics, Screaming Shane has run away from every challenge issued by me. 

Coward of the year.

The award goes to the young man who hides behind the pseudonym of unclefeedle. Feedle, like most critics, knows nothing about the subject, never having even read a textbook on it, yet he is a vociferous critic. Feedle has set up what he describes as a 'Fair & uncensored debate' on Astrology, in which he steals one of my logos, adulterates it with sarcastic remarks, finally describing Astrology as' A crock of steaming s**t' This is what Feedle calls fair minded?  

Feedle has been challenged on many occasions to prove to us all that he knows what he is talking about. I even offered to prove Astrology does work by doing a completely free character profile. Feedle has run away from every challenge, preferring the comfort of his cronies instead. Feedle also has an aversion to reading a standard textbook on Astrology. I wonder why? Could it be he likes the celebrity status he thinks he has? 

The critics graveyard.